Cheney's Last Throes (Sing To "On Top Of Old Smokey")
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dick says the insurgents
Are in their last throes,
The war's almost over,
We're beating our foes.
Iraq violence surges.
It's gotten much worse.
Yet Cheney keeps telling
Lies chapter and verse.
When ABC's Terry
Dared question Dick's lie,
McClellan gave answers
That no one could buy.
Now even Chuck Hagel
Disputes Cheney's crap.
The VEEP can't finagle
A straight party rap.
It's time for withdrawal,
It's time for a plan.
But Dick has more int'rest
In plund'ring Iran.
